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Virgina "Pepper" Potts" ([personal profile] pepperedsmile) wrote2020-02-20 01:03 pm

contact。



You've reached Pepper Potts. I'm sorry I missed your call, but please leave a message with your name, your contact information and details as to why you're calling after the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.

[There's a pause and it's almost added as an after thought:]

If this is a message regarding Tony Stark, I will make sure to address the matter or concern as soon as possible. Thank you for you patience. 

☎ Call
☏ Text
✉ Email
✔ Voicemail

[ooc: You know what to do! c: Indicate if it's ic/ooc and I'll respond accordingly!]
technetronic: (months on end)

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[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
There's this girl who I've known for a long time, we'll call her Denko
Lately she hasn't been talking to me
Do you think it's because I fell asleep?
Please give me some advice (´・ω・`)
Edited 2012-06-15 08:28 (UTC)
technetronic: (need big surgery)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm getting depressed just thinking Denko might be sick...
or that something happened to her (´・ω・`)
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technetronic: (donates money)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
I've called her but she isn't picking up (´・ω・`)

Maybe this last email I sent did something to hurt her feelings?
"You looked really sexy in that dream, I think we should have sex with you in that outfit"
technetronic: (make a suit)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm begging you. I need advice!
I haven't been able to for an entire day (´・ω・`)
technetronic: (sleep with women)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
I've had my eye on Denko ever since she came in to work for me and...
I always thought the feeling might be mutual
I haven't had much experience talking with girls for more than just sex (´・ω・`)
technetronic: (build a heart)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
At first all we talked about was work and how much I'd like to sleep with her
What I'm sending... well I'm worried about her lack of reply, so I'd make like 600 mails and say it was for work
But they're mostly reports about my current mental state, I guess? (´・ω・`)
technetronic: (check that flaw)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have any friends so you're the only one I can ask about this!
technetronic: (hit on pepper)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
600 mails and still no reply, so I'm really thinking something might have happened... (´・ω・`)
And I really don’t think they’re anything that would displease her. They’re like this:
“I’m drinking whiskey right now, thinking about what what it would be like to have sex with you.”
Maybe they’re a bit too direct?
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technetronic: (flash of insight)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright, maybe people think I’m a manwhore!
But even so, I’m really, honestly want to fuck this girl!
You understand, right? I’ll try not to be as creepy about it from now on!
So please, give me advice on how to get Denko to respond!
technetronic: (screw things up)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
I’ll try calling her. But I’m awful at talking, so give me something to talk about.
technetronic: (forgo diagnostics)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Our conversations usually go like this
Me: “What do you do for fun? What do you listen to? I like watching porn and getting laid, I guess… (´・ω・`)”
Denko: “Umm, I dunno. You sure use a lot of emoticons, huh?”
That sort of thing.
technetronic: (forget allergies)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Me: “Do girls do the thing where they masturbate before big meetings?”
Denko: “No, that’s too dirty. I would never do that.”
Me: “Well, Denko’s mind can’t possibly be dirty! Unlike mine… (´・ω・`)”
Denko: “Do you really masturbate before big meetings?”
Me: “No, uh, I heard about it from a friend.”
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technetronic: (stable-ish relationships)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I’M CALLING HER NOW
technetronic: (ride in monaco)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Ring ring.

And before she can pick up he hangs up.]
technetronic: (was like my dad)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS I PANICKED AND HUNG UP ON HER (´;ω;`)
technetronic: (kicked and bruised)

I never get to use this icon

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
I’ve never been so nervous about talking to somebody aaaaaUUUUUGH (´・ω・`)
technetronic: (agree with assessments)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
I sent her an email saying I knew I shouldn’t have hung up, and my arc reactor just wasn’t ready…
technetronic: (create new element)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
I was bullied in high school, but I’ve been fine since college.

[The bullying is sadly true.]
technetronic: (read dad's memos)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I’m going to try calling again with that.

My armpits are sweating real bad, though…
technetronic: (throw a party)

voice;

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
[This time when he calls he doesn't give her a chance to speak.]

YoushouldgoonadatewithmetothisrestaurantIsawaroundhere.
technetronic: (reveal espionage)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
I TALKED WITH DENKO! And I invited her to go with me to a restaurant!
Apparently her schedule was packed at work, so she said some other time! Oh well, still good news!
Gotta buy some clothes now… (´・ω・`) Hurry hurry…
technetronic: (house arrested)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
For now, I’m glad Denko is safe. I was worried what might happen since I’m so bad at talking to girls, but I guess I managed… (´・ω・`)
technetronic: (maintain world peace)

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[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
I’m wondering when I should send another email… (´・ω・`)
technetronic: (beat crazy whip man)

[personal profile] technetronic 2012-06-15 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Denko helped me out and found an error in the accounting.
Denko’s smart and kind, so she was like everyone’s role model.
When I sat in my office, I often borrowed her notebooks and erasers and we became friends.
We made eye contact a lot too… (´・ω・`)

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