contact。

[pepperedsmile]

You've reached Pepper Potts. I'm sorry I missed your call, but please leave a message with your name, your contact information and details as to why you're calling after the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.

[There's a pause and it's almost added as an after thought:]

If this is a message regarding Tony Stark, I will make sure to address the matter or concern as soon as possible. Thank you for you patience. 

☎ Call
☏ Text
✉ Email
✔ Voicemail

[ooc: You know what to do! c: Indicate if it's ic/ooc and I'll respond accordingly!]

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text;

[pepperedsmile]

What is that face?

text; 1/???

[technetronic]

There's this girl who I've known for a long time, we'll call her Denko
Lately she hasn't been talking to me
Do you think it's because I fell asleep?
Please give me some advice (´･ω･`)

[technetronic]

I'm getting depressed just thinking Denko might be sick...
or that something happened to her (´･ω･`)

[technetronic]

I've called her but she isn't picking up (´･ω･`)

Maybe this last email I sent did something to hurt her feelings?
"You looked really sexy in that dream, I think we should have sex with you in that outfit"

[technetronic]

I'm begging you. I need advice!
I haven't been able to for an entire day (´･ω･`)

[technetronic]

I've had my eye on Denko ever since she came in to work for me and...
I always thought the feeling might be mutual
I haven't had much experience talking with girls for more than just sex (´･ω･`)

[technetronic]

At first all we talked about was work and how much I'd like to sleep with her
What I'm sending... well I'm worried about her lack of reply, so I'd make like 600 mails and say it was for work
But they're mostly reports about my current mental state, I guess? (´･ω･`)

[technetronic]

I don't have any friends so you're the only one I can ask about this!

[technetronic]

600 mails and still no reply, so I'm really thinking something might have happened... (´･ω･`)
And I really don’t think they’re anything that would displease her. They’re like this:
“I’m drinking whiskey right now, thinking about what what it would be like to have sex with you.”
Maybe they’re a bit too direct?

[technetronic]

Alright, alright, maybe people think I’m a manwhore!
But even so, I’m really, honestly want to fuck this girl!
You understand, right? I’ll try not to be as creepy about it from now on!
So please, give me advice on how to get Denko to respond!

[technetronic]

I’ll try calling her. But I’m awful at talking, so give me something to talk about.

[technetronic]

Our conversations usually go like this
Me: “What do you do for fun? What do you listen to? I like watching porn and getting laid, I guess… (´･ω･`)”
Denko: “Umm, I dunno. You sure use a lot of emoticons, huh?”
That sort of thing.

[technetronic]

Me: “Do girls do the thing where they masturbate before big meetings?”
Denko: “No, that’s too dirty. I would never do that.”
Me: “Well, Denko’s mind can’t possibly be dirty! Unlike mine… (´･ω･`)”
Denko: “Do you really masturbate before big meetings?”
Me: “No, uh, I heard about it from a friend.”

[technetronic]

I’M CALLING HER NOW

[technetronic]

[Ring ring.

And before she can pick up he hangs up.]

[technetronic]

OH GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS I PANICKED AND HUNG UP ON HER (´；ω；`)

I never get to use this icon

[technetronic]

I’ve never been so nervous about talking to somebody aaaaaUUUUUGH (´･ω･`)

[technetronic]

I sent her an email saying I knew I shouldn’t have hung up, and my arc reactor just wasn’t ready…

[technetronic]

I was bullied in high school, but I’ve been fine since college.

[The bullying is sadly true.]

[technetronic]

Okay, I’m going to try calling again with that.

My armpits are sweating real bad, though…

voice;

[technetronic]

[This time when he calls he doesn't give her a chance to speak.]

YoushouldgoonadatewithmetothisrestaurantIsawaroundhere.

[technetronic]

I TALKED WITH DENKO! And I invited her to go with me to a restaurant!
Apparently her schedule was packed at work, so she said some other time! Oh well, still good news!
Gotta buy some clothes now… (´･ω･`) Hurry hurry…

[technetronic]

For now, I’m glad Denko is safe. I was worried what might happen since I’m so bad at talking to girls, but I guess I managed… (´･ω･`)

23/???

[technetronic]

I’m wondering when I should send another email… (´･ω･`)

[technetronic]

Denko helped me out and found an error in the accounting.
Denko’s smart and kind, so she was like everyone’s role model.
When I sat in my office, I often borrowed her notebooks and erasers and we became friends.
We made eye contact a lot too… (´･ω･`)